Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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