Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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