god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
