So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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