what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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