Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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