so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
