My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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