I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
