do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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