The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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