come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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