she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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