In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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