I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
