Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
