Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
wow bdsm is so cute
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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