you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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