All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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