So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The adults are the big ones right?
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