I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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