In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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