she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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