Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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