im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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