I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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