Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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