so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
