school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
is it fun? or sober?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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