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(313): View more from Michigan

1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i feel rough

(617): View more from Massachusetts

just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

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(214): View more from Texas

btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer

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i owe you one

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thanks for snagging those panties for me

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(818): View more from California

I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up

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which one looks the most like her?

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(574): View more from Indiana

There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party

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(815): View more from Illinois

Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"

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(310): View more from California

If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare

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