I feel like I'm in dance class right now
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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