If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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