i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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