Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
This is my gift to your gina
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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