yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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