I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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