I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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