worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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