We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
