I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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