is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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