my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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