Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's no shave November. This is our time.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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