I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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