Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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