So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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