Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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