Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't deserve a penis
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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