Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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