I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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